After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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