i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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