Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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