we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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