whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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