He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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