the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think i have two assholes
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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