do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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