Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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