So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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