is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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