she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
