yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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