It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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