Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Are we still banned from the library?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
