where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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