I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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