sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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