I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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