More tranny stories later!
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm bleeding and have questions
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