So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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