You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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