hotel room ftw
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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