Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
