I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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