just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
