It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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