can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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