Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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