Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
