the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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