? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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