You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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