Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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