yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish i was in the wii world.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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