help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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