Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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