I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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