Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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