i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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