Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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