awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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