so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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