Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize
