Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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