you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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