It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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