I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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