I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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