Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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