Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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