your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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