So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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