On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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