it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
