I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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