This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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