:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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