Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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